We have reached the mid-week drab and with school being a bore, Kirsty and I have hand picked the best jokes on the world wide web to brighten your day!
What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop
What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud
Doctor Doctor, my nose is running! Well, run after it then!!
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will Let It Go
What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
Why do watermelons have fancy weddings? Because they cantaloupe
I moustache you a question but I'll shave it for later
Chin up, keep smiling and always be yourself
xox
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